*"Photo of a scraggly rooster, twice as tall as a...

**"Photo of a scraggly rooster, twice as tall as a man, walking on two legs, wearing a crumpled, tattered suit, confidently approaching the camera. Next to the rooster stands a 45-year-old man in a wrinkled, disheveled presidential-style suit, unshaven and holding a bottle, looking like a down-and-out alcoholic. Both are walking confidently toward the camera on Red Square, with St. Basil's Cathedral visible in the background. The rooster's height is emphasized, making it clearly twice the size o